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. ... ..... :-o user is under water

(-: User is left handed

%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

:*) User is drunk

[:] User is a robot

8-) User is wearing sunglasses

B:-) Sunglasses on head

::-) User wears normal glasses

B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses

8:-) User is a little girl

:-)-8 User is a Big girl

:-{) User has a mustache

:-{} User wears lipstick

{:-) User wears a toupee

}:-( Toupee in an updraft

:-[ User is a Vampire

:-E Bucktoothed vampire

:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

:-7 User juust made a wry statement

:-* User just ate something sour

:-)~ User drools

:-~) User has a cold

:'-( User is crying

:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying

:-@ User is screaming

:-# User wears braces

:^) User has a broken nose

:v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way

:_) User's nose is sliding off of his face

:<) User is from an Ivy League School

:-& User is tongue tied.

=:-) User is a hosehead

-:-) User is a punk rocker

-:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)

:=) User has two noses

+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office

`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

,:-) Same thing...other side

|-I User is asleep

|-O User is yawning/snoring

:-Q User is a smoker

:-? User smokes a pipe

O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)

O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)

:-P Nyahhhh!

:-S User just made an incoherent statement

:-D User is laughing (at you!)

:-X User's lips are sealed

:-C User is really bummed

<|-) User is Chinese

<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes

:-/ User is skeptical

C=:-) User is a chef

@= User is pro-nuclear war

*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat

:-o Uh oh!

(8-o It's Mr. Bill!

*:o) And Bozo the Clown!

3:] Pet smilie

3:[ Mean Pet smilie

d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator

:-9 User is licking his/her lips

%-6 User is braindead

[:-) User is wearing a walkman

(:I User is an egghead

<:-I User is a dunce

K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie

@:-) User is wearing a turban

:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)

:-: Mutant Smilie

The invisible smilie

.-) User only has one eye

,-) Ditto...but he's winking

X-( User just died

8 :-) User is a wizard

C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin
Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.

:) Midget smilie

:] Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend

=) Variation on a theme...

:} What should we call these? (what?)

:) Happy

:> what?

:@ what?

:D Laughter

:I Hmmm...

:( Sad

:[ Real Downer

:< what?

:{ what?

:O Yelling

:C what?

:Q what?

:,( Crying

[] Hugs and

:* Kisses

|I Asleep

|^o Snoring

:-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco

:-1 smiley bland face

:-! "

:-@ smiley face screaming

:-#| smiley face with bushy mustache

:-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut

:-% smiley banker

:-6 smiley after eating something sour

:^) smiley with pointy nose (righty)

:-7 smiley after a wry statement

8-) smiley swimmer

:-* smiley after eating something bitter

:-& smiley which is tongue-tied

:-0 smiley orator

smiley invisible man

(:-( unsmiley frowning

(:-) smiley big-face

):-) "

):-( unsmiley big-face

)8-) scuba smiley big-face

=:-) smiley punk-rocker

=:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)

+:-) smiley priest

:-q smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose

:-e disappointed smiley

:-t cross smiley

:-i semi-smiley

:-o smiley singing national anthem

:-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)

:-[ un-smiley blockhead

:-] smiley blockhead

:-{ smiley variation on a theme

:-} ditto

{:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle

}:-) above in an updraft

:-a lefty smilely touching tongue to nose

:-s smiley after a BIZARRE comment

:-d lefty smiley razzing you

g-) smiley with ponce-nez glasses

:-j left smiling smilely

:-k beats me, looks like something, tho.

:-l y. a. s.

:-: mutant smiley

:-\ undecided smiley

:-| "have an ordinary day" smiley

;-) winking smiley

:-< real sad smiley

:-> y.a.s.

:-z y.a.c.s.

:-x "my lips are sealed" smiley

:-c bummed out smiley

:-v talking head smiley

:v) left-pointing nose smiley

:-b left-pointing tongue smiley

:-/ lefty undecided smiley

:-? smilely smoking a pipe

.-] one-eyed smilely

,-} wry and winking

0-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)

:-=) older smiley with mustache

:u) smiley with funny-looking left nose

:n) smiley with funny-looking right nose

:< midget unsmiley

:> midget smiley

}:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with

a double-chin

:-) ha ha

~~:-( net.flame

|-) hee hee

O |-) net.religion

|-D ho ho

:-> hey hey

8 :-I net.unix-wizards

:-( boo hoo

X-( net.suicide

:-I hmm

E-:-I net.ham-radio

:-O uh oh

>:-I net.startrek

:-P nyah nyah

3:o[ net.pets

|-P yuk

:-} beard

:-{ mustache

:-# braces

:-X bow tie

:-Q smoker

<:I dunce

(:I egghead

@:I turban

8-) glasses

B-) horn-rims

8:-) glasses on forehead

:-8( condescending stare

;-) wink

>:-< mad

Drama :-(

Comedy :-)

Surpise :-o

Suspense 8-|

Male :-

Female >-

Birth |-O

Death 8-#

Infinity 8

---<--{(@ Its a Rose!

(:-) Londo from Babylon 5